about the same. I think its gone on just really strong, and to find
it jumping oceans and continents and so forth is great. There they are,
lookin at it! The Japanese are marvelous about ittheyre
really into these big ladies. I recently did a fashion layout for a magazine
called H, which is a leading Vogue of Japan. They wanted
me to find two of the biggest-busted girls that I could get, and photograph
them in a way that they might pose in a fashion way. And I took along
a fashion consultant that helped me in that area for the posing. And one
of the girls was Colt 45she should be known in the hills of Kentucky,
shes out down there. And there was another one named Lily Xene,
who said in an article in one of the magazines that I should be doing
a film with her, and not fooling around with girls that were of a certain
configuration because shes got em all whipped.
think its fine! I think its just wonderful.
no, no. I like the girls that defy gravity, thats it! When theyre
in their 40s or early 50s, theyre still outrageously abundant, and
just a lot of fun. Oh noIm all for that, Im tellin
ya. You see, the new way of doing it, like in the case of Melissa Mounds
who is a good exampleshe started the whole thing of having them
anchor the bag well back within the breastso that you can dig your
fingers in there up to four to five inches and not encounter a foreign
substance. And here they are: cantilevered, outrageously abundant, and
defying gravity. And it sure generates a lot of, shall we say, carnality
on the part of a person like Meyer.
the one censor is plenty. He is the censorhe doesnt want to
be referred to as the censor, but he has the ratings that affect whether
or not you can advertise in a newspaper. You cant have something
like an NC-17, its bad news. So hes a censor, plain and simple,
no question about itthe most evil, mean censor we have in the States
particularly; I dont go to films at all. Im too involved with
my own thing, and looking at a moviola all day then go see a movie, no.
One thing that tires me is these so-called "sex shows" they
put in, what do they call it, Miramaxyou know that stuff? And we
approached them about running mine, but they wouldnt take em,
said the breasts are too large. There they are, see? Although, Beyond
the Valley of the Dolls has played repeatedlylargely because
it was a Fox picture. Im pleased with that, and the actors are tickled
because they get their residualsevery month they get some good money.
So as far as me seeing or thinking about any films that may come about,
its not my interest.
Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens with Kitten Natividad. Kitten
and I had been very close, if you know what Im talkin about.
We just did it in betweenthe very thing that I always said, "No,
Meyer, you shouldnt fool around, all those vital juices will be
spread about." But no, instead we just did it all the time. I mean,
we shot inside, and wed forgo lunch and have sexwonderful,
riotous, noisy sex
laughing and scratching. Yeah, that was fun.
That really worked out wonderfully.
nothat was just one girl. Thanks a lot! No, shed have cut
off my agates if she caught me fooling around with anybody else! She was
a great lady! Oh ho ho ho!
I tried it. Simply because when we were on location, theyd want
to sleep latetheyd be tired from the ardors of the day. That
was one of the main reasons, by and large. But oftentimes, I was extremely
deceitful, like with Baba Bardot. Id go to great lengths to make
it quiet, but Id be discovered. I always felt I had to keep that
attitude up about seeing that people towed the line. But on the other
hand you cant. If youre working at a major studio, they can
go home with anybody they want. Its all part of Meyers modus
was, yeah, I would guess so. The very nature of her configuration, the
fact too that she was completely oversexed. She could just go and go and
go. It was just marvelous. You really had to measure up to this girl,
or you caught hell.
was called to the attention of a stripper by the name of Margie Sullivan,
who was oh so big without implants or anythingI only say that simply
because it was before implants; if implants were around shed have
gone for it. But she was just enormous. If she moved too fast, she could
throw herself right down to the deckthe centrifugal force was enormous!
And I dragged my schoolchums to go and see Margie Sullivan dance. We all
thirsted for her, and her configuration. Of course, we never did have
no, just the next big one that comes along. The trouble is, nowadays,
it creates problems. I had one girl for about six years, she was really
specialtotally and completely oversexed. She would drive to the
airport nude in the car, so that she wouldnt have to take any clothes
off. She would be absolutely naked, drive the car, pick me up at the front.
She literally almost crashed into her garage door, ran upstairs, and there
she was: spread-eagled. Best you just get your damned clothes off and
jump on her in a flying leapwow! She was just an incredible woman.
Yeah, Im horny as a dirty old manin any way he could possibly be. Gettin a half-rise right now talkin to ya! What a way to end it, right?